After 25 years, Sadie was released.
Kimmy and Timmy were long since deceased.
Timmy was shanked, and died in great pain,
And Kimmy OD’ed from the drugs she shot in her veins.
But Sadie didn’t care about their pain or their strife.
It wasn’t the first time he’d fucked up a life.
Sadie went on a journey, searching his soul.
Nah, just kidding, he decided to crash at the North Pole.
He hadn’t seen Santa in years,
So he showed up with several cases of beer.
Sadie knocked on the door and waited a bit
Until Santa opened with a shout of “Oh, shit,
What are you doing here, you dumb fucking slouch?”
“Fuck off, Santa, I’m here to crash on your couch,”
“Sadie, go away, I can’t have you here.
You know I’m busy, this time of year.”
“No one wants your toys, they’re so fucking old.
Kids would rather have the weed that I’ve sold.”
“Now, Sadie, I don’t know if that’s true…”
“Shut up, Santa, I know just what to do.
Go around and gather up all your slaves.
We’ll work them to death, ‘til they’re in early graves.”
“Now, Sadie, you know they’re called elves.
Some work in factories, some spy on shelves.”
“You spy on little kids while they sleep?
I think that’s awesome, but you know I’m a creep.
Anyway, we’ll have them make something the kiddies can use.
In fact, you might even say it’s something they will abuse.”
“Is it drugs? It’s drugs, isn’t it?” Santa asked, shaking his head.
“No, Sadie, I’m not giving little kids meth.”
“Giving? We’re selling,” Sadie said with a smirk.
“Once I learn how to deliver to jerks.”
Santa sighed, “I guess we can use my reindeer and sled.”
“Uh, reindeer? You mean those things in the shed?”
“What did you do?” Santa’s voice was thick from defeat.
“I guess from your tone they weren’t meant to eat.”
“That’s it. I’m done. Get out we are through.”
“Yeah, right. Who are you?
Don’t forget, Santa, you and I, we are twins,”
Sadie said, approaching Santa with a grin.
“Sadie, what do you plan to do?”
“I plan to first murder, then become you.”
“Please, no,” Santa said as he let out a scream.
Sadie laughed. “Now I can fuck shit up beyond my wildest dreams.”