June 7, 2017
Hey there, now kid, let me explain to thee
Some things that go on in all bodies.
You know how you eat when you grow hungry?
Well, that food it travels into your tummy
Where acid turns the food into goop.
Nutrients get absorbed, the rest become poop.
And that poop all has to go somewhere,
So it comes out the hole that we all have down there.
You see it’s natural and fine.
In fact you must poop to stay alive.
What’s that, kid, you say I digress?
You asked why I’m pooping on your mommy’s chest?
You know how sometimes moms and dads kiss
To show love, well, it’s sort of like this.
Sometimes that kiss becomes something more
That we call sex, but sometimes sex is a bore
So adults try something to spice things up
Like play with the butt or peeing in cups.
That’s what was going on when you walked through the door.
Mommy and I just wanted to explore.
You’ll learn someday, it’s often surprising
What you’ll find that you like when you push your horizons.
Pooping on people has many fans.
It has a long history. It’s from the Germans.
They thought licking ass would be lots of fun.
It’s certainly not the worst thing they’ve done.
I hope that this all answers your question,
And gives you a preliminary lesson.
What’s that? Now you want to know why mom’s bound and gagged?
Why her hands are tied and her mouth stuffed with a rag?
There’s another fetish that enjoys quite the fandom
With whips and chains, it’s called BDSM.
People torture each other for fun
With nipple clamps and whacks on the buns,
That’s not what this is, it’s not by design.
It’s a plan I came up with while short on time.
You see, mommy and I were planning on fucking.
I’d just whipped out my dick for some sucking,
And was hovering over mommy with a spread brown eye
When with my other eye, oh yes I did spy
A familiar car pull into the driveway
Which shouldn’t have happened at this time of day.
Then your daddy burst through the door
Which is why daddy’s now on the floor.
We tried to tell daddy that he should calm down,
Instead daddy decided that he would shout.
He turned down our offer of menages a trois,
Which is why in the end he got hit with a vase.
It rhymes if you pronounce vase in a manner pretentious.
Close enough, kid, shut up, you don’t seem to get this.
While your daddy lie in a pool of his blood,
Your mommy screamed “look what you’ve done!”
She wanted to get help, but I can’t go to prison
So in the moment I made a decision
Which is why mommy’s tied up and I’m holding this gun,
It’s out of necessity, it isn’t for fun,
Though for some reason I still have a boner,
Don’t worry, kid, this soon will be over.
The lesson from this rhyme, unless you’re a dupe,
It’s clear, it isn’t okay to poop,
But I have one more rhyme, kid, so don’t cry,
Another lesson, it’s called someday we all die.